100% Sympathy
or your money back
At Sympathy Sandwich we understand that sometimes the truth can be difficult. That's why we're here to help you tell the harsh truth with a bit of fluff. From co-authoring your texts to group workshops, we offer a range of services to help you succeed. Our approach ensures that not only will your message be well-received, but your audience will even thank you for it.
Our Story
Sympathy Sandwich has been serving fresh and authentic advice for over a decade. We believe that sympathy is essential for a successful life. Our specialists are always on the lookout for new and creative ways that come across as authentic and fresh. Book your session now.
Our Selection
The Usual
We are committed to providing our customers with unique and tailored advice. However, we know that sometimes you just need to tell someone they are wrong without making them feel that they are wrong. This is our most basic offering and can be requested by email with a 48 hour expected response time.
The Throwback
Specifically Crafted
A sympathy sandwich served layered across multiple occasions to ensure a lasting impact and create a deeper connection. We will work with you on a multistep approach to ensure you secure the necessary results and see the difference within 14 days.*
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*Depending on how well you actually follow our advice
The BSS
Only the Finest
This option ensures you deliver the Best Sympathy Sandwich without the usual BS. We will take into account the full history of your relationship with the person and run a full analysis on their mindset, personality and attitude to ensure we deliver advice tailored not only to you, but also to them. Our team will even go the extra mile and help you select a suitable place and time that is neutral and suitable. Our team will also arrange a simulation of the conversation to provide notes as necessary and ensure you are fully confident as you deliver your sandwich.